Your choco melted long before your taco ever did (like a taco in the fridge)

July 2022

“I’m going to shoot you straight: Things are looking a little rough right now. The climate is on fire, democracy is hanging on by a pube, and just when we thought we couldn’t take another punch to the national gut, we’ve learned that Klondike’s Choco Taco has been discontinued after almost 40 years. No, not the Choco Taco! It was the only dessert with as much real beef as Taco Bell!” —Stephen Colbert

“Well, I guess the answer to ‘What would you do for a Klondike bar?’ is ‘ruin childhood.’” —Stephen Colbert

“The Choco Taco is the perfect American fusion of cultures. right? It’s Mexican and sugar.” —Trevor Noah

“[Singing in the vein of Elton John] ’Cause it seems to me you lived your life like a taco in the fridge. You’re an ice cream waffle taco covered in chocolate, and I sure did love to eat you when I was just a kid. Your choco melted long before your taco ever did.” —Jimmy Fallon

“And may I point out, we learned this shocking news on a Taco Tuesday. That’s just salted caramel in the wound.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”