Meanwhile, the silence from the International Dog Federation is deafening (scratch and sniff)

March 2022

“There’s been some dark news lately, but every once in awhile, there’s a little gleam of sunshine in the world: a child’s smile, the first flower of spring, the January 6 committee laying out potential criminal charges against the former president. Turns out there is a chance that trying to violently overthrow our democracy might be illegal. The House select committee investigating the 6 January attack said in a major filing on Wednesday that it believed Donald Trump violated multiple federal laws to overturn the 2020 election. To paraphrase an idiot and his bloodthirsty mob: lock him up.” —Stephen Colbert

“The filing said that Jason Miller, Trump’s senior campaign adviser, told the committee in a deposition that Trump was well aware that his claims of a stolen election were false, because he had been told shortly after election day by a campaign data expert ‘in pretty blunt terms’ that he was going to lose. How blunt? Because if the message was delivered via anything more complicated than scratch and sniff, I don’t think it’s going to get through.” —Stephen Colbert

“And it’s not just business distancing themselves: I read that the International Cat Federation has banned Russian cats from all competition. I’m just going to go ahead and say that’s the biggest news that’s ever come out of the International Cat Federation. Meanwhile, the silence from the International Dog Federation is deafening.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”