Could you maybe hold off for a beat so we could bobsled? ($15 Billion doggie door)

March 2022

“Trump released that statement through a spokesperson, because his new billion-dollar social media platform that launched nine days ago still isn’t going. He posted there once, one day, and that’s it. This is the one that’s supposed to replace Twitter – even he’s not using it.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“In other waste of money news, you know that big, beautiful wall he almost partially built? Well it has been breached by smugglers over 3,000 times in the past three years because of a design flaw. Basically Trump just installed a $15 Billion doggie door along the southern border.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“There have been reports that China requested Vladimir Putin delay his planned invasion of Ukraine until after the Winter Olympics in Beijing. How does that conversation even go? ‘Hey Vlad, I know you had your heart set on killing everyone around Valentine’s Day. Could you maybe hold off for a beat so we could bobsled?’” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”