“Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis chastised a group of students wearing face masks on Wednesday, saying, ‘Honestly, it’s not doing anything and we’ve got to stop with this Covid theater.’ How much of a [expletive] do you have to be to yell at a bunch of high school students who are just trying to be safe? They’re actually doing the right thing and you’re scolding them for it you’re like an old man who sees a bunch of innocent teens walking by and screams, ‘Hey, you kids get on my lawn!’ Also, what the hell is Covid theater? Those plays where all the actors have to stand six feet apart? [imitating theatergoer] ‘I just saw the Covid theater production of “Les Mis” — the stage was the size of a football field!’” —Seth Meyers
“Although for people who moved from New York to Florida during the pandemic, that’s the only theater they have left.” —Seth Meyers
“When the parents asked how their day was, they’re like, ‘I got bullied — by the governor?’” —Jimmy Fallon
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and Orwell’s 1984.”
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