Can you imagine being Ted Cruz and still wanting to know what people were saying about you online? (mullet combs)

March 2022

“Ted Cruz even outslimed himself at Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson’s Senate confirmation hearings this week. On Tuesday, you know, he singled out this children’s book called ‘Anti-Racist Baby’ for promoting critical race theory, which it actually doesn’t. He said the book teaches that babies are born racist, which it also doesn’t. And, as a result of Ted’s tirade, that book is now number one on Amazon — it’s the number one seller. It’s like the opposite of Oprah’s Book Club or something.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“And not only is the book selling well, since Cruz’s little grandstand, Amazon is also seeing a spike in sales of psoriasis medication, wart remover, nose hair trimmers, male Spanx, slug repellent and mullet combs.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“If you’re wondering what Ted Cruz was really focused on during the hearings, somebody got a shot of him on his phone searching for his own name on Twitter. How embarrassing. And can you imagine being Ted Cruz and still wanting to know what people were saying about you online?” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Donald Trump may have caught another lucky break, thanks to this newly elected and soon to be reviled all around the world district attorney Alvin Bragg. Bragg, recently sworn in as the Manhattan district attorney, abruptly stopped the pursuit of an indictment against the former president for financial crimes following a years-long investigation. The shift prompted the resignation of a senior prosecutor on the investigation, Mark Pomerantz, who said in a resignation letter that he believed Trump was ‘guilty of numerous felony violations’ and that it was 'a grave failure of justice' not to pursue charges. Pomerantz went on to say that prosecutors have evidence Trump falsified financial records - he falsified hurricane records, of course he falsified financial ones. He’d falsify Don Jr’s birth certificate if he thought he could get his name off of it. If they don’t move forward with the investigation, that means Trump has now been let off the hook by Congress twice, Robert Mueller once, he just won that case against Stormy Daniels – I’m starting to think the only one who can bring him to justice is the Batman.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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