And finally some French news, or as they call it in France, News.
The first restaurant in Paris created exclusively for naked diners
has announced it’s closing due to a lack of customers. It’s a shame.
Is this a shock to anyone? Scalding hot soup and no pants do not
mix. They obviously had some problems. It’s the first time in history
that a health inspector has ever issued a rating of “NOPE.”
--James Corden
A woman in Texas broke a hospital record recently after
delivering a nearly 15-pound baby. So good luck to her
husband on ever complaining about anything again.
"Oh, you have a headache? I gave birth to a water cooler,
Richard!" --Seth Meyers
"President Bush left for the Olympic Games early,
in an effort to beat the traffic, landing in South Korea
for a day of trade talks. It seemed like just another
ordinary trip for the president, except, it's his 134th
visit to a foreign country! It's a record! He's now
officially -- this is true -- our most traveled president
in history. It's a little suspicious. Perhaps validating
what I have been saying all along: President George W.
Bush either has a thirst for international knowledge or
is a drug mule." --Jon Stewart
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