“This is big, y’all. Justice Breyer is retiring. Yeah, probably to focus more on his ice cream brand.” —Trevor Noah
“It’s been reported that Stephen Breyer will retire from the supreme court. Democrats have been relentlessly pestering Breyer to step down so that they can replace him before Mitch McConnell comes back into power and makes a rule that all supreme court justices have to have been platinum QAnon members in the past. Honestly, no one should be surprised by this news, right? It probably isn’t fun being hounded all day by people screaming at you to retire. Think about it, everywhere this guy goes, people are telling him he should be retiring. He’s probably in line at the grocery store and people are like ‘retire, bitch!’ He’s at Starbucks, the name on the cup is ‘Retire Bitch.’ While many Democrats are relieved at the 83-year-old justice’s retirement. I feel like the only winner here will be Mitch McConnell. Maybe I’m just scarred. Because even though the Republicans don’t control the Senate, don’t be shocked when Mitch still makes it happen. He’s just going to come out like, ‘It’s a longstanding Senate tradition that we cannot confirm a supreme court justice in a year when there’s a new season of Ozark on Netflix.’” —Trevor Noah
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