"A new website just came out that’s designed to
calculate how long it takes Mitt Romney to earn
your salary. So from now on, whenever Mitt
Romney is running late, he can call there
and say, 'I'll be there in five teachers.'"
–Conan O'Brien
A Fox News host claims he saw Donald Trump adviser Kellyanne Conway get into a fistfight at one of the inaugural balls. However, today it was explained to him that “that’s just how Irish people dance.” –Conan O’Brien
"Chris Christie is getting a lot of support from New Jersey's Hispanic community. Some Hispanics like his moderate conservatism while others believe if you hit him he'll break open and spill out candy." –Conan O'Brien
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