On the downside, he completely ruined Grandpa's birthday (And not 2,000 years too soon)

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has canceled a trip to Greenland to return to Washington to deal with tensions with Iran. Iran? I didn't even know we were in tensions with Iran. All I knew was we were in the middle of a Constitutional crisis, a trade war with China is wreaking havoc on the stock market, North Korea is launching missiles, and all cable news is talking about is the freakin' royal baby. Iran? get in line. --Seth Meyers

Pope Francis has announced new rules designed to change how the Catholic Church deals with abuse accusations. And not 2,000 years too soon. --Seth Meyers

A man in Idaho recently broke a Guinness World Record after putting 100 lit candles into his mouth at the same time. On the downside, he completely ruined Grandpa's birthday. --Seth Meyers

Today was Billy Joel's 70th birthday, so congrats to the original Avenger, Piano Man. --Seth Meyers

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