Honestly, I thought he was already in jail (Why, are you going to run them?)

I want to say congrats to Meghan Markle and Prince Harry. Today they welcomed a baby boy. The baby's doing great. Buckingham Palace says that he Brexited his mother early this morning. Weighed in at 3.2 kilograms. Americans heard that, were like, "Yeah, we have no idea how much that is." They're like, "Kilograms? That 32 pounds? I have no idea." And get this. I read that the new baby is seventh in line for the throne. Yeah, the only way he'll be king is if the Kentucky Derby judges disqualify everyone else. --Jimmy Fallon

President Trump held an impromptu press conference today and said he was very surprised that his son Don Jr. has been subpoenaed by the Senate, adding, "Honestly, I thought he was already in jail." --Seth Meyers

At a campaign rally in Florida last night, President Trump predicted that news outlets will be out of business once he leaves office. Why, are you going to run them? --Seth Meyers

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