Newt says you can't compare the two affairs because his woman was really hot (But you die...)

"The mainstream media is having a conniption over the revelation that eight U.S. attorneys were fired by the Bush administration last year. Big whoop! I thought everyone in Washington wanted to spend more time with their families anyway." --Stephen Colbert

"Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich has admitted that he was having an extramarital affair back in 1998, at the same time he was the leading critic of Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky. But Newt says you can't compare the two affairs because his woman was really hot." --Jay Leno

"Rudy Giuliani has defended Newt Gingrich, saying it's okay Newt had an affair and that no one is perfect. That's when you know the Republicans are in trouble -- when a guy with three marriages and an affair is defending the guy with three marriages and two affairs, so they can team up and beat a Clinton." --Jay Leno

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