I’ve been a proud card-carrying douche since 1987 (curling, pt. 3)

The International Olympic Committee just announced that it has banned Russia from competing in the 2018 Winter Olympics because of doping violations. Or, as Putin put it, "Hello, Donald? Is time to return a favor." –Jimmy Fallon

Russia was banned from the Olympics. But Russia doesn’t mind — they said they’ll just invade some other teams. –Jimmy Fallon

It’s very interesting — athletes from Russia can still participate, but they won’t get credit for winning any medals. Yeah, Olympic events that don’t matter — or as most people call it, “curling.” –Jimmy Fallon

Robert Mueller issued a subpoena to Deutsche Bank for documents on its relationship with President Trump. Trump couldn't believe it – he said, "I thought it was pronounced 'Douche Bank.' It was funny – that's why I joined! I’ve been a proud card-carrying douche since 1987.” –Jimmy Fallon

     

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