"Tonight
we reveal another Dick-nugget with Part II of our classified number of parts
series, 'You Don't Know Dick.'
What did the vice president of the United States
recently have removed?
Is it A) blood clots in his legs -- by the way, the vice
president's blood type: B-extremely negative. Did he have his tramp stamp
removed? ... Or, C) himself from the visible world.
Believe it or not, the
answer is C.
While the White House and the Capitol appear crystal clear on
Google Earth, the Naval Observatory, the vice president's official residence,
appears only as an obscured mass of pixels.
That's a shrewd move on Cheney's
part, aimed to protect him from evil-doers savvy enough to know how to use
Google Earth but too dumb to realize they can still find him on MapQuest.
" --Jon Stewart
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
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