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Sunday, April 2, 2017

which is how I got hooked on tainted beef (Warm Welcome)



"Big news out of Cincinnati. And for the first time in modern memory it is not about Nick Lachey. No, this time it's about John McCain. Oh, I hate him so much! I've always hated him going all the way back to when Rush Limbaugh told me to hate him. Now McCain briefly won me over when he was attacked in the New York Times last week. I am irresistibly drawn to anything the New York Times attacks, which is how I got hooked on tainted beef." --Stephen Colbert

"But the lovefest between me and McCain was short lived because of something that happened at his rally yesterday. Conservative Cincinnati radio host Bill Cunningham warmed up the crowd with a couple of tasteful zingers about Barack Obama. But the Bill Cunningham wit-nado was just touching down [on screen: Cunningham saying, 'Barack Hussein Obama' three times]. Barack Obama's middle name is Hussein. Obama was teed up for McCain like a golf ball with a turban. 

And then what does McCain come out and do? [on screen: McCain saying, 'Whatever suggestion was made that was in any way disparaging to the integrity, character, honesty of either Senator Obama or Senator Clinton was wrong, and I condemn it']. Senator, at long last, have you no balls? I don't know what to say here. Cunningham pointed out that your opponent's middle name was Hussein. Your next logical political move is to point out that his daughter's names are Uday and Qusay. Isn't that correct?" --Stephen Colbert



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