Operation Bore Them to Death (findings are based on the study of the Bush twins)

"And today in Afghanistan, a helicopter carrying three US senators had to make an emergency landing because of bad weather. All three senators are okay. Wasn't that the plot of the last "Rambo" movie? No, in the helicopter were Senators Chuck Hagel, Joe Biden, and John Kerry. See, they are part of our new military offensive against al Qaeda, Operation Bore Them to Death. They give speeches, the people fall asleep, we attack." --Jay Leno

"Hard to believe Fidel Castro is gone. See? So, the embargo worked; 49 years later, he is out of there. In fact, to mark the end of his almost 50 years in power, the Cuban people today gave Fidel Castro a golden raft." --Jay Leno

"Scientists now believe that a child's intellectual power, a child's brain power, a child's I.Q., is inherited solely from the mother. All the intelligence of a child comes from the mother. These findings are based on the study of the Bush twins." --Jay Leno

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