Today’s the day
when we celebrate women, a lot of women going on strike today, and they’re
calling it “A Day Without Women.” Or as it is known in the Trump White House, a
day. –James Corden
Another big story
today is that WikiLeaks has published thousands of CIA documents detailing the
agency’s secret hacking capabilities. The CIA is furious. They say armed with
this information, anyone could hack the U.S. Now I’m not too worried about
this. I mean what’s the worst thing that could happen? Russians hack the
election and make a reality TV star the president, I mean — come on. –James
Corden
The leak described
a project called Weeping Angel that allows spy agencies to turn smart TVs into
listening devices. I love the name Weeping Angels, don’t you? Sounds like an
’80s metal hair band. Good evening, Cleveland, we are Weeping Angels! –James
Corden
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