The show starts,
she does a 19-minute-long monologue about why it’s important to see a
president’s tax returns, then says, “We’ll see Donald Trump’s taxes after
this.” She Ryan Seacrested us! –Jimmy Kimmel
According to the
first two pages, Trump made $150 million in income, paid $38 million in taxes
in 2005. Some people were surprised he paid any taxes at all. 2005 was an off
year for everyone. Johnny Depp made that Willy Wonka movie. Kanye West and
George Bush had that problem. Harry Potter’s goblet caught on fire. And Donald
Trump accidentally paid some taxes. –Jimmy Kimmel
Here’s the thing:
Donald Trump is never going to release his taxes — or the kraken, or Melania,
for that matter. –Jimmy Kimmel

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