Welcome, ladies and
gentlemen, to Day 3 of “Healthcare Plan 2: Repeal and Revenge — This Time It’s
Republican.” It took the GOP forever to release this thing. They’re the George
R.R. Martins of health care. And just like in “Game of Thrones,” a lot of your
favorite characters are going to die without warning. –Stephen Colbert
But when it comes
to cutbacks, “the Coast Guard would bear the brunt, seeing its budget cut by
$1.3 billion.” The Coast Guard? Who does Trump think protects the waters around
Mar-a-Lago, laser-sighted manatees? –Stephen Colbert
Trump’s paying for
his immigration program by cutting funds to the Coast Guard, airport and rail
security. Great. So, we’re fine as long as nobody tries to get into America by
sea, air, or land. –Stephen Colbert
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