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Monday, March 27, 2017

Do you know what you call a young woman traveling around with a 71-year-old man?



"No, they say this woman traveled around with McCain on his campaign stops, and she also flew aboard his private jet. Do you know what you call a young woman traveling around with a 71-year-old man? A nurse." --Jay Leno

"Anyway, John McCain said yesterday he was disappointed with the story. His friend, Rudy Giuliani, said he was very upset by the story. I tell you, you know who was really angry? Mitt Romney. He said, 'Why couldn't this happen two weeks ago?'" --Jay Leno

"A lot of people are questioning the source of this New York Times story. See, it's never good when an article begins, 'Dude, guess what I heard.'" --Jay Leno

"Anyway, the New York Times did it again today. Did you see the paper today? They released a story suggesting Hillary was sleeping with Bill. Now, come on. There's only so much you can believe." --Jay Leno



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