Sunday, February 26, 2017

JOKES: To which Bill Clinton said, 'I wish.' (walnuts in his mouth)

"Mitt Romney spent something like $35 million of his own money. If he loses any more, he may have to run as a Democrat." -Jay Leno

"Super Tuesday was last night. Tough night for Hillary. She has been accused of frequently switching her positions. To which Bill Clinton said, 'I wish.'" --Conan O'Brien

"In a recent speech, California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said that if Republicans want to win, they have to be more like him. I think it's working - today Mitt Romney gave a speech with a dozen walnuts in his mouth." --Conan O'Brien

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