Al Gore met with Donald Trump today to
discuss climate change. They probably talked about how climate change could
lead to massive floods in places like New York City. Trump was like, “That’s
why I live on the 58th floor.” –Jimmy Fallon
The other big news is that Trump
appointed Ben Carson as his secretary of Housing and Urban Development. That means
Trump talked with Ben Carson and Al Gore in the same day, which is kind of like
popping an Ambien before you watch the Weather Channel. –Jimmy Fallon
Meanwhile, Trump announced that the CEO
of Disney will be advising his transition team. Thanks to him, Trump won’t have
to build a wall anymore. He’ll just charge so much for admission that nobody
will want to come in. –Jimmy Fallon
Donald Trump is still
trying to decide who to nominate for Secretary of State. He’s reportedly
considering David Petraeus, Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, John Bolton, and Jon
Huntsman. Apparently, Trump is taking them all on a group date tonight, and one
of them gets to join him in the fantasy suite. –Jimmy Fallon
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