Today, Al Gore met with Donald Trump to
discuss climate change. To try to explain it in terms Trump would understand,
Gore said, “The planet is getting hotter than your daughter Ivanka.” –Conan
O’Brien
Donald Trump is reportedly considering
two Democrats for his cabinet. That’s right — and those Democrats are Donald
Trump from 1996 and Donald Trump from 2004. –Conan O’Brien
Minnesota’s Mall of America has hired
its first-ever black Santa Claus. Which sounds like a big deal until you
realize that in Minnesota, I’m considered black. –Conan O’Brien
On Saturday, the hearse carrying
Fidel Castro’s remains broke down and had to be pushed. The hearse was being
driven by Cuba’s minister of metaphors. –Conan O’Brien
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