Every
day, we get another revelation about Clinton from WikiLeaks. Any more, and
we’re going to need WikiDepends. –Stephen Colbert
The
latest is a list of the vice presidents Hillary Clinton was considering. It
includes political superstars like Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar, and
Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack. Also in this WikiLeaks-released list are
business leaders like Apple CEO Tim Cook and Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz.
Apparently, Hillary decided against Schultz because the race already had one
pumpkin-spiced candidate. –Stephen Colbert
It’s
been 11 days since we heard Donald Trump on the Grope-Town Express, and a lot
of people have distanced themselves from Donald Trump — at least one arm’s
length. –Stephen Colbert
Last
night, Melania explained who she really blames for Donald Trump’s behavior.
Yes, it was all Billy Bush’s fault. Now I know why they were on a bus — it’s
easier to throw Billy underneath it. –Stephen Colbert
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