"Dick Cheney gave an
interview to Fox News. I don't want to say Fox News was lenient, but the first
question they asked was, 'Who do you like in American Idol?'" --Jay Leno
"Over the weekend
while on a hunting trip down in Texas, Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally
shot a member of his hunting party. He apologized. In fact, he told Brit Hume
that he was actually trying to hit Cindy Sheehan." --Jay Leno
"Cheney now says he
can't blame the shooting on the guy who got shot. He said we tried that for
three days. It didn't work." --Jay Leno
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