"After a photographer was accused of harassing the royal
baby Prince George, lawyers for Prince William and Kate Middleton said that
their son 'must be permitted to lead as ordinary a life as possible.' They then
added, 'Now get away from our castle!'" –Seth Meyers
"In a recent statement, Vladimir Putin said that Ukraine
'has always been and would continue to be the closest sister nation to Russia.'
And sometimes sisters fight when one sister steals the other sister's boyfriend
Crimea." –Seth Meyers
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