Well, there goes my Christmas card idea!

"BP has been fined $25 million for causing an oil spill in Alaska five years ago. Or as BP refers to it, 'our warm up spill.'" –Conan O'Brien



"President Obama said he will not release the photo of Osama bin Laden's dead body. Well, there goes my Christmas card idea." –Jimmy Fallon

"Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals." –Jay Leno