The same surgeon who corrected Victoria Beckham's breasts

"After 25 years Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Maria Shriver are separating. She said, 'I'll give you 25 years to learn to speak English. If not, we're done.'" –Jimmy Kimmel



"Bristol Palin said she had corrective surgery to fix her jaw, not cosmetic surgery. She must have gone to the same surgeon who corrected Victoria Beckham's breasts." –Jimmy Kimmel


"Gaddafi hasn't been seen since April 30. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Nose job." –Jimmy Fallon


John Hulse painting