It's the only place where people can't get up and leave when he starts yapping (Hey lady, stay in your lane)

New York AG Leticia James is under investigation for falsifying records to get loans. Funny, isn't this exactly the thing she tried to prosecute Trump for? Makes me wonder, what if she banged Stormy Daniels? —Greg Gutfeld

On one loan Leticia James reportedly listed her father as her husband. Hey lady, stay in your lane, said Ilhan Omar. —Greg Gutfeld

Cory Booker wants to visit the prisoners in El Salvador. That makes sense. It's the only place where people can't get up and leave when he starts yapping. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

LeBron James for warming up shirtless (Their sense of humor)

New Jersey Senator Cy Booker hasn't ruled out a 2028 presidential run. You know that's what I love about Democrats. Their sense of humor. — Tom Shillue

NBA legend Isaiah Thomas is blasting LeBron James for warming up shirtless. FOX actually has the same complaint about Greg Gutfeld. — Tom Shillue

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Lies the rich and corporations tell (#WhyVinDieselTrippin?)

President Trump even imposed tariffs on remote islands that are only inhabited by penguins. Well, then maybe penguins shouldn't keep pushing their gay agenda. —Colin Jost

The live stream of Cory Booker's speech got more than 350 million likes on TikTok and was reshared millions more times with the hashtag #WhyVinDieselTrippin? —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

an apparent insult directed at Nancy Pelosi (purple shart)

So last night Democrat senator Cory Booker broke the record for the longest Senate speech in history. Cory Booker didn't take any bathroom breaks and he denies using diapers or catheters, an apparent insult directed at Nancy Pelosi. —Greg Gutfeld

But Jerry Nadler was so impressed with Booker's continence, he awarded him a purple shart. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He had to hire somebody to stand next to him and look humiliated (10 pre-existing conditions to drive your man crazy)

September 2013

"There's a new issue of 'Cosmopolitan' that explains Obamacare to women. The article is called '10 pre-existing conditions to drive your man crazy.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Cory Booker, mayor of Newark, has been tweeting with a stripper in Oregon. He's a bachelor so when this news broke, he had to hire somebody to stand next to him and look humiliated." –David Letterman

"Texas Senator Ted Cruz gave a 21-hour speech on the floor of the Senate during which he read Dr. Seuss' 'Green Eggs and Ham,' did an impression of Darth Vader, and admitted his love for White Castle. I'm not sure what Cruz's speech was arguing for, but I'm guessing legalizing weed." –Seth Meyers

"Republicans in Congress this week attempted to defund Obamacare before it begins open enrollment October 1. Because you know the old saying, 'If you can't beat them, kick the ball into the woods.'" –Seth Meyers

"Some people got together and set a new world record in Times Square yesterday for twerking. And still Vladimir Putin says Americans aren't exceptional." –David Letterman

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama (Biggie Deficit)

April 2012

"Last night Newark Mayor Cory Booker rescued a woman trapped inside a burning house. Not to be outdone, Governor Chris Christie rescued a Tostito that fell in his artichoke dip." –Jimmy Fallon

"President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 than he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama." –Jay Leno

"In an interview, President Obama said he prefers Jay-Z to Kanye. Did you know Obama was a fan of hip-hop? In fact, he has his own rap nickname, Biggie Deficit." –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I’m the blackest of all time! (his quitting video doesn’t look like he’s quitting)

“That’s right — Cory Booker has announced that he is officially quitting the Democratic presidential race. And, look, you can quit however you want, but I do think it’s weird that his quitting video doesn’t look like he’s quitting. He’s out there with crowds, shaking hands — and everyone does this. My opinion is if you’re going to drop out of the race, your video should look like you dropped out of the race. It should just be you sitting alone on a park bench, or cleaning out your desk. I want it to look depressing!” —Trevor Noah

[Imitating Booker] “We need to stand together, work together, rise together, sit back down together, and quit alone!” —Stephen Colbert

“But, yeah, whatever happens in November, America will not be electing a black president. And you know, Obama must be secretly happy about this. Yeah, he’s probably in Martha's Vineyard like, ‘Ah, that’s right. Ah, first and last, [expletive]! I’m the blackest of all time!’” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

It was like watching a really old dog trying to get up on the couch (J-Lo stripper movie)

Did you watch the debate? I watched all three hours of the debate and I gotta say, Jameis Winston looked really good last night. Maybe that wasn’t the debate I was watching? Three hours, come on. I mean by the end of it Mayor Pete looked like he could buy beer. Three hours. It was so long that Cory Booker at one point ducked out to catch that J-Lo stripper movie, and he got back before anyone noticed. --Bill Maher

At the debates Beto O’Rourke went hard on guns. Did you see that? He said, ‘Hell yes, take away your AK-47,’ and when he said AK-47, Joe Biden said Bingo! --Bill Maher

Joe Biden looked pretty good until the end and then he answered a question about slavery reparations and then we're talking about teachers pay and Venezuela and record players. It was like watching a really old dog trying to get up on the couch. --Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I actually think the opposite of Trump would be... (I would try burning sage or holding a séance)

“Entrepreneur Andrew Yang used his opening statement tonight to differentiate himself from President Trump, saying, ‘The opposite of Donald Trump is an Asian man who likes math,’ which is a great point, but I actually think the opposite of Trump would be a black guy who is a good president.” --Seth Meyers

“O.K., first of all, I don’t think it’s legal to use bleach on an active crime scene. Secondly, you’re definitely, definitely going to need something stronger than Clorox. I would try burning sage or holding a séance. You’re going to need a belt sander to get the ketchup stains off the desk.” --Seth Meyers, on Senator Kirsten Gillibrand’s saying that her first act as president would be to “Clorox the Oval Office”

“Over the last two nights, we’ve watched 20 Democrats arguing. Usually, if you want to see that, you have to walk into a Whole Foods and start criticizing ‘Hamilton.’” --James Corden

“Yeah, Joe Biden, this was an unlucky draw, man. Cory Booker on the one side, Kamala on the other and he’s in the middle. It’s like the world’s most racially charged Oreo. I feel like Joe Biden got on the stage and instinctively tried to lock his car doors.” --Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

You know who said that about him? Him! He’s quoting himself (a new Seth Rogen movie)

“Bill de Blasio, the mayor of New York, was funny. He said, ‘When I am president,’ and that was good.” --Jimmy Kimmel

“Cory Booker from New Jersey said we need real marijuana justice, which I think is a new Seth Rogen movie coming out this summer.” --Jimmy Kimmel

“The president weighed in with his review of Night 1, lashing out at CNN moderator Don Lemon. He wrote, ‘CNN’s Don Lemon, the dumbest man on television’ — uh, hello? — ‘insinuated last night while asking a debate question that I was a racist, when in fact, I am “the least racist person in the world.”’ He puts that in quotes, like it’s from a study or something. You know who said that about him? Him! He’s quoting himself.” --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The opposite of Donald Trump is... (he’s not even halfway there)

“Yesterday, Tim Ryan’s campaign tweeted out a new campaign motto, ‘You don’t have to yell.’ Congressman Ryan, you don’t have to run.” --Stephen Colbert

“We just learned that Jon Bon Jovi will host a Cory Booker fund-raiser at his Hamptons home. Makes sense, makes sense. After all, Booker’s campaign is living on a prayer. And Booker really needs that fund-raiser because since he is polling below 2 percent, he’s not even halfway there.” --Stephen Colbert

“Oh, lead poisoning is a huge problem here. It’s so bad that some people completely lose touch with reality and think they can be elected president.” --Stephen Colbert, on Bill de Blasio’s likening New York City’s lead exposure scandal to the tainted water in Flint, Mich.

“Oh, I’m so sorry. The opposite of Donald Trump is a black woman who has spell-check.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Hunting Bigfoot with Jose Canseco and Pete Rose’s Chupacabra Safari (the gams on Rita Hayworth)

Donald Trump is keeping an eye on the potential democratic candidates for president. Reportedly, Trump sees former vice president Joe Biden as the most formidable potential rival. Now, keep in mind, next year Donald Trump will be 74, and Biden will be 77. I can imagine the debates: “Gentlemen, you have five minutes for opening statements, and an additional three minutes to ramble about the gams on Rita Hayworth. --Stephen Colbert

Cory Booker of New Jersey, well his approval rating slipped when he launched his presidential bid., which is being called the “Christie Effect.” Turns out people in New Jersey don’t like it when you try to leave them and run for higher office, which explains their state motto: “What, you think you’re better than me.” --Stephen Colbert

Jose Canseco, the former baseball star, has a new business venture. For $5,000 you can help Jose Canseco hunt Bigfoot. The people managing the operation made it clear: “Only Serious Inquiries Please.” Okay? Don’t call asking to hunt Bigfoot with Jose Canseco if you are going to treat it like some kind of joke. If you’re going to do that you can just take your business over to “Pete Rose’s Chupacabra Safari.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

The 12 MOST Corrupt Democrats in Congress

Thanks to Jimmy Dore. Here are the phone numbers to the 12 democrats who voted against Bernie Sanders prescription drug bill.

Cory Booker & Corporate Democrats Screw Over The Poor & Bernie's Bill

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Corporate Dem's Join Republicans & Kill Bill For Cheaper Drugs

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html