Trump’s basically the Pete Rose of social media (They took away his precious)

January 2021

“Personally, I don’t think we should impeach him twice. I think we should impeach him three times, just to make sure it sticks.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Well, if you think Trump’s upset about getting impeached, imagine how he felt the other day when Twitter announced that they’re permanently suspending his account. A lifetime ban! A lifetime ban. Trump’s basically the Pete Rose of social media.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Oh, damn! A lifetime Twitter ban has got to sting. They took away his precious.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Hunting Bigfoot with Jose Canseco and Pete Rose’s Chupacabra Safari (the gams on Rita Hayworth)

Donald Trump is keeping an eye on the potential democratic candidates for president. Reportedly, Trump sees former vice president Joe Biden as the most formidable potential rival. Now, keep in mind, next year Donald Trump will be 74, and Biden will be 77. I can imagine the debates: “Gentlemen, you have five minutes for opening statements, and an additional three minutes to ramble about the gams on Rita Hayworth. --Stephen Colbert

Cory Booker of New Jersey, well his approval rating slipped when he launched his presidential bid., which is being called the “Christie Effect.” Turns out people in New Jersey don’t like it when you try to leave them and run for higher office, which explains their state motto: “What, you think you’re better than me.” --Stephen Colbert

Jose Canseco, the former baseball star, has a new business venture. For $5,000 you can help Jose Canseco hunt Bigfoot. The people managing the operation made it clear: “Only Serious Inquiries Please.” Okay? Don’t call asking to hunt Bigfoot with Jose Canseco if you are going to treat it like some kind of joke. If you’re going to do that you can just take your business over to “Pete Rose’s Chupacabra Safari.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”