The opposite of Donald Trump is... (he’s not even halfway there)

“Yesterday, Tim Ryan’s campaign tweeted out a new campaign motto, ‘You don’t have to yell.’ Congressman Ryan, you don’t have to run.” --Stephen Colbert

“We just learned that Jon Bon Jovi will host a Cory Booker fund-raiser at his Hamptons home. Makes sense, makes sense. After all, Booker’s campaign is living on a prayer. And Booker really needs that fund-raiser because since he is polling below 2 percent, he’s not even halfway there.” --Stephen Colbert

“Oh, lead poisoning is a huge problem here. It’s so bad that some people completely lose touch with reality and think they can be elected president.” --Stephen Colbert, on Bill de Blasio’s likening New York City’s lead exposure scandal to the tainted water in Flint, Mich.

“Oh, I’m so sorry. The opposite of Donald Trump is a black woman who has spell-check.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”