I actually think the opposite of Trump would be... (I would try burning sage or holding a séance)

“Entrepreneur Andrew Yang used his opening statement tonight to differentiate himself from President Trump, saying, ‘The opposite of Donald Trump is an Asian man who likes math,’ which is a great point, but I actually think the opposite of Trump would be a black guy who is a good president.” --Seth Meyers

“O.K., first of all, I don’t think it’s legal to use bleach on an active crime scene. Secondly, you’re definitely, definitely going to need something stronger than Clorox. I would try burning sage or holding a séance. You’re going to need a belt sander to get the ketchup stains off the desk.” --Seth Meyers, on Senator Kirsten Gillibrand’s saying that her first act as president would be to “Clorox the Oval Office”

“Over the last two nights, we’ve watched 20 Democrats arguing. Usually, if you want to see that, you have to walk into a Whole Foods and start criticizing ‘Hamilton.’” --James Corden

“Yeah, Joe Biden, this was an unlucky draw, man. Cory Booker on the one side, Kamala on the other and he’s in the middle. It’s like the world’s most racially charged Oreo. I feel like Joe Biden got on the stage and instinctively tried to lock his car doors.” --Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”