if Wall Street executives are doing well, regular Americans are doing well (Cheers!)

Today, the people of Massachusetts, where the first legal

marijuana dispensaries opened and in the town of North

Hampton, the first person in line to purchase weed was

the mayor. There’s no word if the mayor used the

marijuana, but he did spend the first twenty minutes

of a press conference giggling about how Massachusetts

has the word “ass” in it.  --James Corden

Today, the stock market hit an all-time high. Which is great

news, because if there's one thing we've learned over the past

decade it’s that if Wall Street executives are doing well,

regular Americans are doing well. –James Corden

Mike Pence got a rude greeting when he attended the musical

"Hamilton" over the weekend. He was booed going to his seat

and the cast addressed him directly at the end of the show.

And this looks bad for Pence. I mean when the theater kid

picks on you, you know you truly are the least popular kid

in school. –James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I actually think the opposite of Trump would be... (I would try burning sage or holding a séance)

“Entrepreneur Andrew Yang used his opening statement tonight to differentiate himself from President Trump, saying, ‘The opposite of Donald Trump is an Asian man who likes math,’ which is a great point, but I actually think the opposite of Trump would be a black guy who is a good president.” --Seth Meyers

“O.K., first of all, I don’t think it’s legal to use bleach on an active crime scene. Secondly, you’re definitely, definitely going to need something stronger than Clorox. I would try burning sage or holding a séance. You’re going to need a belt sander to get the ketchup stains off the desk.” --Seth Meyers, on Senator Kirsten Gillibrand’s saying that her first act as president would be to “Clorox the Oval Office”

“Over the last two nights, we’ve watched 20 Democrats arguing. Usually, if you want to see that, you have to walk into a Whole Foods and start criticizing ‘Hamilton.’” --James Corden

“Yeah, Joe Biden, this was an unlucky draw, man. Cory Booker on the one side, Kamala on the other and he’s in the middle. It’s like the world’s most racially charged Oreo. I feel like Joe Biden got on the stage and instinctively tried to lock his car doors.” --Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry (Bush's poll numbers-Colts 41 Jets 10)

The White House just announced a new program to teach computer science to more American schoolchildren. They say if it goes well, one day America will be able to hack its OWN election. –Jimmy Fallon

Vice President-elect Mike Pence attended the New York Jets game at MetLife Stadium, where the Jets lost 41-10. Pence heard so much booing, he thought he was seeing “Hamilton” again. –Jimmy Fallon