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Thursday, March 19, 2026

Diablo Dusted Chicken Nuggets (Espionage Act)


Today marks the start of the third week of the war in Iran, which is weird because someone told me that we already won it on the first day. Usually when a team wins, they don't then stay on the field for three more weeks. It kind of seems like the main thing we've done so far is get rid of an 86-year-old Ayatollah Khamenei and replace him with a 56-year-old Ayatollah Khamenei. You know, a younger, crazier bad guy hell-bent on revenge. We did it. Also, is it weird that I'm kind of jealous that Iran now has a leader under 80 years old? God, remember how much better our country was doing when we had a young Muslim leader? —Colin Jost


Taco Bell has announced new additions to their menu, including Diablo Dusted Chicken Nuggets and Mountain Dew Baja Midnight Pie… in keeping with their new slogan, Taco Bell: Death to America. —Colin Jost


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Tuesday, March 10, 2026

You're making Diddy uncomfortable (all ponies)


President Trump has fired Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem. You know, on some level, I feel bad for Kristi Noem. Imagine being singled out as the worst member of Trump's cabinet. That's like someone coming up to you at a party and saying, "We think you should leave. You're making Diddy uncomfortable.” —Colin Jost


Officials in New Mexico are reopening investigations into the ranch that Jeffrey Epstein owned. And they should have known something was up when Epstein's ranch was all ponies. —Colin Jost


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”