"Good news from the
White House. President Bush last week had his annual physical and he passed. He
passed his annual physical. No word yet on the mental." --David Letterman
"Former Secretary of
State Madeleine Albright called North Korea's leader Kim Jung Il a pervert. In
response, Kim Jung Il said 'I dare her to put on a leather mask and say that to
my ass.'" --Conan O'Brien
"According to a
series of just published letters that Albert Einstein sent to his second wife,
he had ten mistresses. He would send his wife letters about his mistresses and
then ask her for advice. Or as Bill Clinton called him, 'a trailblazer, a
pioneer.'" --Jay Leno
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