The
Olympic torch arrived in Rio today in preparation for Friday's opening
ceremony. And the cool thing about Rio is, if the torch runs out of fuel you
can just dip it in the ocean and it’ll reignite. –Seth Meyers
It
looks like all the controversies are taking their toll, with reports that
Trump's campaign staff feel like they are wasting their time and that Trump's
staff is suicidal. They'd jump off the building, but they're afraid they'd see
the word "Trump" on the way down. –Stephen Colbert
A
CNN reporter spoke to one of Trump's donors, who said, "Unfortunately, I
set up a recurring political contribution on Donald Trump's website, and
there's no place on the website to stop the recurring payment." Oops!
Supporting Trump is like joining a gym, only it's democracy that isn't working
out. –Stephen Colbert
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