"A UCLA study shows
7% of people still believe in the Easter Bunny. I believe these are the same
people who believe President Bush is doing a good job in Iraq." --Jay Leno
"But not all the
generals are against him. He still has the support of a lot of generals:
General Electric, General Dynamics, General Motors." --Jay Leno, on
generals calling for Donald
Rumsfeld's resignation
"It was on this day
in 1865 that President Abraham Lincoln was shot at Ford's Theatre by actor John
Wilkes Booth. It was also the beginning of a feud between Republican presidents
and actors that continues 'till this day." --Jay Leno
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