"White House Chief of
Staff Andrew Card resigned. I know what you're thinking: Who would leave a
dream job like that? Finally somebody in the White House has an exit
strategy." --David Letterman
"Andrew Card was
talking with the president and he found himself in kind of a difficult
situation. Bush gave him two
choices: 1. He could resign or 2. He could go hunting with Cheney."
--David Letterman
"Have you been
watching the Senate debating the immigration bill? It's great. Every time
somebody says 'undocumented worker,
Ted Kennedy does a tequila shot." --David Letterman
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