when someone who lives in Kenya's complaining about your plumbing (on top of another person)

But in the athletes' defense, the accommodations in Rio are so bad, the cleanest place to sleep is on top of another person. –James Corden

According to a new study, millennials are having significantly less sex than previous generations. I know, like, wait, you're telling me that the people running around trying to catch Pokémon aren't getting [any action]? Shocking! I'm shocked. –James Corden

You know, there have been major electrical and plumbing issues in Rio. One athlete from Kenya wrote, "Please fix my toilet" on a bulletin board in the Olympic village. And you know, when someone who lives in Kenya's complaining about your plumbing, I think that's what they refer to as a wake-up call. –Jimmy Kimmel