"Tom DeLay is giving
up his seat. Well actually, he's not giving it up, he's selling it to the
highest bidder on eBbay. He said he wants to spend more time taking illegal
campaign contributions from his family." --Jay Leno
"A new book about
Laura Bush claims Laura was reported being very critical of how Hillary Clinton
decorated the White House. But, Bill Clinton didn't care what the furniture
looked like. You gave him a desk and a chair and he was happy." --Jay Leno
"Indicted former
Republican majority leader Tom DeLay announced he is resigning from Congress
and he will not run for re-election. People were shocked. A Republican with an
exit plan? They say this will be the first time Tom DeLay actually takes a
vacation he pays for himself." --Jay Leno
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