Bush is going to put out that old 'Mission Accomplished' banner (April Fool!)

"Saturday is April Fool's Day and President Bush has a great April Fool's joke planned. He's going to put out that old 'Mission Accomplished' banner." --David Letterman

"Tomorrow is April Fool's Day or as a lot of people are calling it – President Bush’s Day." --Jay Leno

"One embarrassing moment was when President Bush was sightseeing and they took him to see the ancient Mayan ruins. When saw them, he turned to the president of Mexico and said, 'We'll get the scum that did this.'" --Jay Leno