Unfortunately, once you get inside you can't find your way out (George W. Bush museum)

"It was announced today that George Bush's childhood home in Texas has been turned into a museum. Unfortunately, once you get inside you can't find your way out." --Jay Leno

"I don't know why  President Bush can't leak us information that we can actually use, like tell us when  Dick Cheney is going hunting again." --Jay Leno

"Did you see Cheney the other day? He threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals home game. It was low and in the dirt -- kind of like his approval rating. Whose idea was it to use Cheney to throw out the first pitch? I mean, this guy's not known for his aim." --Jay Leno