I hope they got rid of the scary thing under my bed (drop it from a camel)

"The bad news is Iran is capable of making a nuclear bomb. The good news is they have to drop it from a camel." --David Letterman

"President Bush is 59 years old. He's the same age as I am. And he gets up two or three times a night to leak classified documents." --David Letterman

"President Bush's childhood home was turned into a museum. After hearing about it, President Bush said, 'I hope they got rid of the scary thing under my bed.'" --Conan O'Brien