"According to a
series of just published letters that Albert Einstein sent to his second wife,
he had ten mistresses. He would send his wife letters about his mistresses and
then ask her for advice. Or as Bill Clinton called him, 'a trailblazer, a
pioneer.'" --Jay Leno
"President Bush on
Tuesday reluctantly released portions of the classified report that stated the
war in Iraq is adding to the terrorist threat throughout the world. Though
suspiciously in some portions of the report, someone had crossed out Iraq and
written in, 'Gay dudes'." --Amy Poehler of Saturday Night Live
"The Pentagon
admitted it's been spying on gay groups. The Pentagon also admitted that since
it's started spying on gay groups, it's been having some weird feelings."
--Conan O'Brien
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