"He was booed. Cheney
said he was very surprised. He thought he'd be greeted as a liberator with
flowers and candy." --David Letterman, on Cheney throwing out the first
pitch at the Washington Nationals home opener
"President Bush
announced his new fitness plan to get people walking again. It's called,
'Gasoline at $3 a gallon.' Given how expensive gas is, today, I saw a van with
50 legal Americans inside it." --Jay Leno
"The White House will
celebrate Passover. That's when President Bush will take a secret, classified
document and pass it over to a reporter." --Jay Leno
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