"I'm going to miss
him, too. Another classy move from a classy guy. The man who stood tall even as
his staffers dropped like laundered nickels from an Indian casino slot machine.
He's doing it right folks -- going out at the top of his game in the middle of
a criminal investigation." --Stephen Colbert, on Tom DeLay
"Last night in
Florida, the Gators got a congratulatory phone call from President Bush. And
UCLA shot so badly they got a phone call from Dick Cheney." --Jay Leno
"We've had so much
rain. President Bush declared L.A. a seaport today and handed management over
to the city of Dubai." --Jay Leno
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