"In a speech
President Bush accidentally referred to the Senate immigration bill as the
Senate energy bill. Afterwards, the president apologized for his mistake and
reminded everyone to support our brave troops in Norway." --Conan O'Brien
"73% of Americans say
that immigration is a serious problem. The other 27% said, 'No habla
ingles.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Tom DeLay announced
he will not seek re-election and is giving up his seat in Congress. He said
that he wants to concentrate now on not having to give up his seat in
prison." --Jay Leno
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