"President Bush
issued an Easter proclamation that said, 'This is a season of renewal and for
remembering that hope overcomes despair.' Then he said, 'And let's not forget
those delicious marshmallow peeps.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Former President Clinton
was giving a speech in Washington, D.C. and someone in the crowd yelled out,
'We miss you.' I should mention that Clinton was giving the speech in the
champagne room at Crazy Girls." --Conan O'Brien
"It was so nice down
in Washington, D.C. today that
President Bush was leaking classified documents in the park."
--David Letterman
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