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Monday, August 22, 2016

the eclipse of the sun proves the unreliability of solar power (tequila of mass destruction)



"Earlier today, in parts of the world, there was a total eclipse of the sun. President Bush said that the eclipse of the sun proves the unreliability of solar power." --David Letterman

"Speaking of President Bush, right now he's in Cancun, Mexico. He's down there looking for tequila of mass destruction." --David Letterman

"White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card resigned. He's been replaced by a guy named Josh Bolten. By the way, there's also still an opening for a guy on Condoleezza Rice." --David Letterman


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