In
the last 24 hours, Donald Trump has refused to endorse Republican leaders up
for re-election, accused John McCain of failing veterans, suggested Americans
pull their 401(k)s out of the stock market, threw out a crying baby at a rally,
fought with the father of a dead soldier, and suggested President Obama was
responsible for the death of troops during George W. Bush’s time in office.
Said voters, “Yeah, but I’m not sure I trust Hillary Clinton.” –Seth Meyers
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Republican fundraiser and Hewlett-Packard executive Meg Whitman released a
statement saying that she will break with her party and support Hillary
Clinton. She wanted to release the statement three days ago, but her printer
kept jamming. –Seth Meyers
A
new study has come out analyzing the role of the female orgasm in reproduction.
But the male scientists fell asleep before it was done and the female
scientists had to finish writing it themselves. –Seth Meyers
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