Bill Clinton called him a fanatic, a lunatic, part of that kook fringe left (controlling your privates)

"Outspoken actor Alec Baldwin told Elle magazine that he's so desperate for a Democrat to be the next president that he would go a month without sex if it meant a Democrat would win the White House. And today Bill Clinton called him a fanatic, a lunatic, part of that kook fringe left. He must be stopped." --Jay Leno

"That shows the difference between administrations. Bush can't control his generals, whereas Clinton could never control his privates." --Jay Leno

"Tom DeLay will still get to collect over a million dollars in congressional pension money. This is what's so great about Congress. It is the only place in the world where robbers get to keep the money." --Jay Leno